so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
Simon: *Raised his eyebrows*
Jace: Well, aside from mine, of course, and I'm sure my blood is fan-tastic.
Simon: There is something very wrong with you. Mentally, I mean.